She walks about it Silken dress
Her hair was just the best
She never looked a mess

Shes wearing amber, gold, and pearls
She is a high up lass
A member of the upper class

Shell makes a countess look like dirt
Because her breasts are purt
Under that stylish shirt

Her name is Hilary Swank
She laughs her way to the bank
She's got Express and her Visa
In an unbreakable tank

Her hazel hair and gleaming eyes
She won the Oscar prize
So then she goes and cries
The monsters ball was such a hit
Though if you think about it
Her actings really s**t
She was in loads of films before
Then the jaws hit the floors
When the ball wasn't a bore
She was the first black girl to win
The statue made of tin
To her it was such a big thing.

Shes' an American girl
In her Hollywood world
Take her out for a drink to
Give Halle Berry a whirl

You hold that Oscar
To your heart
But really noone
Gives a fart

You won an oscar
No-one minds
Cos you're a woman
The female kind

No baby no no
You're a female actress
No baby no no
Not meant for starring roles
No baby no no
You're a female actress
No baby
No baby
Not meant for starring roles


You won an oscar no-one minds
No baby no no
Because your of the female Kind
No baby no no
You show it off just when you can
No baby no no
Should it have gone to a man?
No baby no no
No
Oh, yeah you deserved it
No baby no no
Oh yeah you deserved it
No
Oh, were all behind you
No baby no baby
Yeah were all behind you