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Song Parodies -> "Hemorrhoids (In My Pants)"

Original Song Title:

"Hemorrhage (In My Hands)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fuel

Parody Song Title:

"Hemorrhoids (In My Pants)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

I'm actually surprised that no one has come up with any idea like this before, since it seems so obvious.
Did I wipe too hard with the Charmin?
Did I strain too hard when I went Number 2?
Oh it's just so hard to find
Why I'm now bleeding from behind
And now I wonder if there's anything I can do

Can't stand the pain
Need Preparation H
Can't stand the pain
The burning, bleeding in my pants, in my pants again
Itching, bleeding, in my pants, in my pants again

Oh, I hope this is not contagious
I've got red spots in my Fruit Of The Looms
You want me to get....what?
A tampon for my butt?
I need some cooling gel
To save me, to save me, save me from this hell

Can't stand the pain
Need Preparation H
Can't stand the pain
The burning, bleeding in my pants, in my pants again
Itching, bleeding, in my pants, in my pants again

Johnny Cash's
Ring Of Fire
Now I remember
What his song
Was _really_ about, ow!

Can't stand the pain
Need Preparation H
Can't stand the pain
The burning, bleeding in my pants, in my pants again
Itching, bleeding, in my pants, in my pants again

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Mark Scotti - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, not quite THAT one, but I came up with: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/johndenver100.shtml and http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/melbrookssoundtrack0.shtml Good job...
Billy - November 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Awesome! I thought of the title but never got around to the lyrics.

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