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Killer waves were made to ride them
Surf the waters till the coastguard finds me dead
I’m the Big Kauhna here
So grab your board and chug a beer
Until I wipeout come on my friend and hang ten!
A tidal wave… Won’t keep me off the beach
A hurricane… Would be exciting!
Off the sand, gnarly man, nice tan
Leave my van, joint in hand
These primo waves are so outrageous!
And I am so amped, chaa dude, the surf’s up, bro!
Lifeguard said, “Guys look out”
“You’ll end up in a shark’s mouth”
Square poser we’ll survive
Shredding, and Shredding, and Shredding again fer sure!
No tsunami… Will keep me off the waves!
Let that rain spray… That would be bitchin’
Hammerheads, Hammerheads (Just might)
Cause they’re feeding!
Changed our plans hit the sand
Sharks are eating!
Dude, You’re stupid!
Take off your shades!
If you don’t see them, then you’re screwed!
Now in that shark’s insides
Won’t surf today… I’ll chill here on the beach
My compadre… Was, dude, just eaten
Changed my plans, I’ll get tanned instead
When sharks are feeding
Inside Jaws, Inside Jaws, oh man
I’m not heading
In my van, we’ll just crash again
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