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Song Parodies -> "Beverage: A Hymn"

Original Song Title:

"Hemorrhage"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fuel

Parody Song Title:

"Beverage: A Hymn"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

A sequel of sorts to "Food: A Hymn", seen elsewhere on this site.
Beverages are there when you need them
Drink some water, many cups, or end up dead
What kind of drink would you like?
Well, if you have a little time
This here melody will give some ideas to play

So drink away, and here's to your health
Don't turn away if you are thirsty
Cup in hand, at the tap again
Be so thirsty
Served in cans, or small pans
Yo, I'm thirsty

A soda pop could be advantageous
Some milk, or coffee, or some frothy hot cocoa
A Sprite, with lemon-lime
Sangria, Pepsi's right
Some whiskey also fine
Guzzle and guzzle and guzzle it down, good bye!

So drink away, and here is to your health
So drink away, if you are thirsty
Coffee stands, in my plans, oh man
I'm so thirsty
Served in cans, or small pans
Yo, I'm thirsty

Now I wanted
Skim milk today
And not tap water, will not do
Allergic to fluoride!

I drink away, a six pack for myself
Let's drink away, my root beer's yummy!
In my hands, in my hands, the glass
Liquid drinking
Throat is parched, dry as sand
Now I'm drinking.
Copyright, 2008. Clink, clink another drink!

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Matthias - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Raise a toast for grunge music! I'll drink to that! Cheers, mate! Bottoms up!
Jack Wilson - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Great OS, awesome parody, 555, Ive been wanting to parody that OS too. I havent written anything in awhile,Ive run out of ideas!
alvin - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
bloody good...cheers
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
OS video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbHfgXJKn1Y

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