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Song Parodies -> "Toosh Flub"

Original Song Title:

"Push Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Freestylers

Parody Song Title:

"Toosh Flub"

Parody Written by:

Azza & Nazza

The Lyrics

yeh well this songs just about someone with a really huge arse...
Think I saw your botty before I saw your face
Each time you moved your flub was waking up the place
When your fluoro bike shorts split, the ones you love
You came over to me
You really rolled across the floor
You danced and your mega booty was quite a sight
You didn't care about the flub rolls we could see
The people staring at you were all wondering
Have you got implants cos that bum just can't be real

You said,
Where I come from we just laze around
But when it's time to party we know how to get it down
And while you're dancing baby you don't have to pretend to be thin
Shake your flab
Move your botty up and down
It's

(Chorus)

Toosh flub
Your botty, your botty next to mine
Toosh flub
I've never seen a booty that's so giant
Toosh flub
And shake it, baby just shake that ass
Toosh flub
You've got really huge cleavage at your ass crack

(Bridge)

You've so much flub you can't ever zip up your jeans
The toilet seat cracks each time you sit down to pee
That arse is capable of blowing up with might
So excuse if when gas rolls out I seem preoccupied

Cos,
Where you come from you just laze around
But when it's time to party you know how to get it down
And while you're dancing baby you don't have to pretend to be thin
Shake your flab
Move your botty up and down
It's

(Chorus)

Toosh flub
Your botty, your botty next to mine
Toosh flub
I've never seen a booty that's so giant
Toosh flub
And shake it, baby just shake that ass
Toosh flub
You've got really huge cleavage at your ass crack

(Bridge)

Where you come, no,you just laze around
No, no
And where you come from, yeah, you get down, you get down
So move your botty up and down
(Chorus)

It's toosh flub
Your botty, your botty next to mine
Toosh flub
I've never seen a booty that's so giant
Toosh flub
And shake it, baby just shake that ass
Toosh flub
You've got really huge cleavage at your ass crack

Toosh flub
Your botty, your botty next to mine
Toosh flub
I've never seen a booty that's so giant
Toosh flub
And shake it, baby just shake that ass
Toosh flub
You've got really huge cleavage at your ass crack

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this was rather whimsical. The visual imagery that your parody created was... well, just plain gross! 4's
Troy - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahahaha bloody good one mate, I'm pissin myself laughing, all 5's!!!
Binga - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this song shaked my bootie ;) That break dancing chick on the filmclip is hawt!! he dad must be a baker cause she has the nicest buns!!! she ain't a bad break dancer either. The song was pretty catchy, makes you wanna dance with your misses, even if you can dance :) I wish I knew that break dancing chicks name.....
Louisa - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
oh baby im shakin' mah booty now! thanx for bringing this issue into the open, people think im ashamed of my big bum but i love it, baby!
God - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
OK mate this is seriously funny stuff! i was laughing and laughing when i read it!! it's great! nice job amigo!
hor - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
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