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Song Parodies -> "G-A-G-A'S Merchandise Isn't Cheap"

Original Song Title:

"F-R-E-E That Spells Free"

Original Performer:

Parody Song Title:

"G-A-G-A'S Merchandise Isn't Cheap"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Re-submitted due to CAPS. Second in a row of turning all of the 5 songs into GaGa merchandise parodies!!! All Hail Mother Monster!!!
Well I was shopping GaGa as a 'Little Monster"
At Best Buy for her new CD
Found some videos too, YaYa!!!
Better break out some currency

Too bad I didn't know my credit was maxed
‘Cause now I’m leaving the store and have to come back

G-A-G-A’S merchandise isn't cheap
Gotta get it, she's the bomb, Baby!

Saw her as on MTV
At the VMA she wore a dress made out of meat
First I thought she was a joke
(But now that I'm converted, others say perverted)
Bought all her stuff and now I'm broke!!!

G-A-G-A’S merchandise isn't cheap
Gotta get it, she's the bomb, Baby!


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Wild Child JIN - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Another take on Free, and a great one too, so I will "credit" you with three "free" fives to go with it! :-)
Rob Arndt - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
This one is also fixed!!!

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