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Song Parodies -> "Buyers Beware"

Original Song Title:

"Rennaissance Fair"

Original Performer:

Freecreditreport.com

Parody Song Title:

"Buyers Beware"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Finally!!! Last of the Freecreditreport.com parodies with a Lady GaGa theme!!! I did all of them to date. All hail Mother Monster!!!
I was depressed, GaGa’s tour I missed, was pissed and felt poor
Had a bad FICO score and all my credit cards were confiscated by the stores
Thought I'd find a new job where I could earn money towards credit repair
Now I’m standing on a street corner sellin’ bootlegs of GaGa’s concert, so buyers beware!!!

Freak Credit Whore Pawn!
Affected my co-signers, especially my dad and my mom!
Now I’m breakin’ the law, what the hell went wrong???
It all began when I became a “Little Monster” after hearing her songs!!!

So if you're not into a singer that‘s a F--king freak,
Wearin’ spiked shoulder pads, bubble dresses, and even a dress made of meat,
Take a tip from a fan who is now really beat
Stop buyin’ her sh-t on credit, cuz that sh-t’s weak!!!

Oh hell, I still love her… made bail, so I’ll be back on the street!!!

GAGA!!!

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Wild Child JIN - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow! You saved the best for last! 555! ;-) Great Job! Any chance of starting over with new GAGA versions of these 9 original songs?
Rob Arndt - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
WCJ, No- Chuck doesn't like the entire Freedreditreport.com business. I could have listed under singer Eric Violette- but then no one would have recognized the songs... so I agreed not to post anymore after this last one. If another song comes along, I will have to ask permission to continue the GaGa saga!!!

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