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Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I found-out that there are 8 songs to date, so this one is Number 5 in a series of parodies with a Lady GaGa theme!!! All hail Mother Monster!!!
Check GaGa out
Her merchandise costs so much- and WHY???
Sold all my DVDs and CDs to Dimple
… just makes me want to cry!!!

Now I have some money,
but her stuff still costs more
But when a shop refused my credit
I had no choice but to rob the store!!!

Police aren’t forgivin’
F to the E to the L to the O to the N to the Y, help me!!!
to the C-R-I-M-E
R-E to the P-O-R-T

YO! Place a call to my mom!
Come on “Little Monsters”
Who really cares
about right from wrong?!!!

GaGa‘s sleazy!!!
Doin' the time ain't gonna be easy!!!
(By the time I get out
She'll be on her 6th CD!!!)


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Wild Child JIN - June 15, 2011 - Report this comment
The only thing that GAGA goes GAGA for, is money!!! ;-D Excellent work Rob! 555! :-)

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