-> "Faked Me Out"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Faked Me Out"
She might seem sexy
But when she hears “Baby! You’re cute!”
I think you will swear
When she comes close and flirts with you
Cause she reeks of beer
Her teeth are broken covered with plaque
Trapped inside her snare
With eyes bloodshot like she’s on crack
I know where you are coming from
When bright club lights glow
Don’t see extra toes
That chick… Faked me out!
Dark bars rather blow
Put moves on a bro
My bad… Faked me out!
Got buzzed on beer foam
Brought back drag queen Joe
False boobs… Faked me out!
Houston, We’ve got a problem here (That blew!)
These girls all are extremely weird
Why can’t my sight be much more clear? (I’ll spew!)
Crack hoes who’re dressed like Britney Spears… I’ve wooed
Glasses I wore broke
Skin's yellow from smoke
That's gross… Faked me out!
Excuses I try
And through my teeth lie
Faked me out!
Escape now while the coast is clear!
“Sorry girl but I swear I’m queer”
Pretend that you no longer hear
Offer to buy her a beer… Then shoo!
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