Song Parodies -> Take Out

Original Song Title:	"Take Me Out"
Original Performer:	Franz Ferdinand

Parody Song Title:	"Take Out"
Parody Written by:	Tranz Ferdinand (Elliot Heinrich)

I can't beat the original, I'm a first timer too so many more to come.

You are the only
Thing I think about other than food
My belly bulges
Its just an inch away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken fattened, I lie
Just one more pizza
I'll have a stroke then I will die

I... I know I won't be leaving here without food

I say don't you go
More food don't ya know
Get me... Take Out

I say don't you go
More food don't ya know
Maybe... salmon or trout

The shop's too far to go
Please just leave me alone
Let me... just lounge about

I know I won't be leaving here (without food)
I know I won't be leaving here (beef stew)
I know I won't be leaving here (fondue)
I know I won't be leaving here (kangaroo)

I say I don't know
Why am I so slow
Maybe cause I am huge... from head to toe

If I move I could die
Just one more apple pie
I want some mooooooore- take out

I know I won't be leaving here (without food)
I know I won't be leaving here (home brew)
I know I won't be leaving here (cordon bleu)
I know I won't be leaving here (Without Food)

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Blethar - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Yeah! Franz Ferdinand Food Parody! Brilliant! 3 fives, and incidentally, we share the same first name (Elliot, not Franz).

lexy - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment

omigod, you have given me a wakeup call! no more fast food for me.... yeah right. HILARIOUS!

Miles - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment

IM WORKING ON A PARODY FOR THIS SONG AND HERE IT IS SO FAR, IT'S CALLED KILL THAT KRAUT SO IF YOUR INJURED, YOU NOW IM GONNA HEAL YOU, WAS IT A BULLET? WAS IT A KNIFE COMING TOWARD YOU? AND IF YOU DRINK BEER, YOU WILL JUST ROT LIKE HITLER HIMSELF, I'M JUST A SOLDIER, IM JUST A SNIPER WITH A GOOD EYE, I KNOW I WON'T DRINK AND BEER WITH YOU, I SAY YOU ARE QUEER, YOU SAY SHOOT THE DEER, I SAY KILL THAT KRAUT, I SAY HE'S GERMAN, YOU SAY HE'S FROM BERLIN, I SAY KILL THAT KRAUT. That is my song so far if you have any questions contact me at PvtMiles@aol.com, im 11 years old

Miles - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment

IT'S HARD TO READ BUT THE SONG STARTS AFTER WHEN I SAY THE NAME OF THE SONG AND ENDS WHEN I SA THAT IS MY SONG.

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Song Parodies -> Take Out

"Take Me Out"

Franz Ferdinand

"Take Out"

Tranz Ferdinand (Elliot Heinrich)

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