-> "P.T.M.C. (Please Take My Cash)"
Original Song Title:
"F.U.R.B. (F U Right Back)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"P.T.M.C. (Please Take My Cash)"
Parody Written by:
Saz
The Lyrics
There's two sides to every fiver
See I don't
Know why
You won't accept a pound
What goes around comes around
You told me
I'm filthy
I'm still prepared to give
If you're prepared to live
Let me give you money and then i'll leave
So what you say that i'm filthy now
I'm still prepared to lend you this pound
Don't want your kisses or a backstage pass
Why won't you hear me say 'Take all my cash'?
F*** all those nights you screwed around
I'm not to judge you, you still make me proud
Accept my money and you'll have a blast
This I do swear, so please take my cash
You question where's it from?
Baby, I can't tell you that
Otherwise you'll leave here mad
Just take it, you need it
So if you think you're in a game
No pennies to your name
That's your problem, baby, but you're to blame
So what i'm nagging, i'm making a point
Why won't you take it it's only some coins
Money is nothing and that's a true fact
But i'd feel so good if you took my cash
I'm here to help despite what you think
You have money problems so go see a shrink
He'll help you through it so that you won't crash
But baby steps first, you must take my cash
Oh, oh, ah ah yeah
Oh, oh, ah ah yeah
Oh, oh, ah ah yeah
Oh, oh, ah ah yeah
You say that it's dirty
Who cares how it's earned?
That is something that I once learned
So take it, I'll help you
If you didn't want my aid
Then why didn't you say?
Instead of going of on a parade
You've lost it all, you're not getting bot
F*** all your pleading, boy, you've lost the lot
Screw all the betting, who's fault is that?
Well guess what, yo? I'm keeping my cash
Oh, oh, ah ah yeah
Oh, oh, ah ah yeah
Oh, oh, ah ah yeah
Oh, oh, ah ah yeah
You told me to do this...
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