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Song Parodies -> "Christian Spindler Vs. T.J. Spindler"

Original Song Title:

"F U R B"

Original Performer:

Frankee

Parody Song Title:

"Christian Spindler Vs. T.J. Spindler"

Parody Written by:

T.J. Spindler

The Lyrics

The War Begins...
Whoa Oh
OOOOOh
No No No

(Christian)
See I Don't
Know Why
You Called Me A B*tch
Your Talkin Sh*t
So Then I Hit.

(TJ)
I Think
I Will Punch You Out
But You Came Right Back To Life.
I Stabbed You With A Knife.
It Did No Good Cuz You Walked To Me.
(And Said)

(TJ)
F*ck What You Do, You Haven't A Clue.
(Christian)
F*ck All The Cows That You Love That Say "MOO!"
(TJ)
I'll Hurt You Now, You Better Not Scream.
(Christian)
I Hate You Yo, F*ck You You Pig

(TJ)
F*ck What You Do, You Haven't A Clue.
(Christian)
F*ck All The Cows That You Love That Say "MOO!"
(TJ)
I'll Hurt You Now, You Better Not Scream.
(Christian)
I Hate You Yo, F*ck You You Pig.

(TJ)
So One Day.
I Threatened You.
It was Really Fun.
Your Lucky That I Didn't Have A Gun.

(Christian)
I Hate You
Wait, I Already Said That.
But I Do Admit I'm Sad.
I Wish You Were Dead.
So Look Out Yo, Cuz U Pissed Me Off!

(TJ)
F*ck What You Do, You Haven't A Clue.
(Christian)
F*ck All The Cows That You Love That Say "MOO!"
(TJ)
I'll Hurt You Now, You Better Not Scream.
(Christian)
I Hate You Yo, F*ck You You Pig.

(TJ)
F*ck What You Do, You Haven't A Clue.
(Christian)
F*ck All The Cows That You Love That Say "MOO!"
(TJ)
I'll Hurt You Now, You Better Not Scream.
(Christian)
I Hate You Yo, F*ck You You Pig.

Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh Huh Yeah.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh Huh Yeah.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh Huh Yeah.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh Huh Yeah.

(TJ)
You Questioned
Did I Ever Care.
I Must Admit, Yes.
You Stopped Me From Bleedin To Death.

(Christian)
Oh Yes, I Remember That.
But Now No One Really Cares.
I'll Smash You With A Chair.
And Hopefully You'll Bleed Bleed Bleed!

(TJ)
F*ck What You Do, You Haven't A Clue.
(Christian)
F*ck All The Cows That You Love That Say "MOO!"
(TJ)
I'll Hurt You Now, You Better Not Scream.
(Christian)
I Hate You Yo, F*ck You You Pig.

Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh Huh Yeah.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh Huh Yeah.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh Huh Yeah.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh Huh Yeah.

(Both)
A Day In Our Life.

Produced By Christian Spindler, T.J. Spindler, And Brian Spindler. 2004 TBC Projects

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 5

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ghastly. Awful. 'cows that say moo'? You expect to get marked well for strained rhymes like that when there about a hundred words that end in an 'oo' sound? And that's just the tip of this frozen-vomit iceberg.
T.J. Spindler - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ignoring the fact that you are an idiot, before you insult me, study my amiright history, i love cows, which i've only said about a GAZZILLION TIMES! i was gonna make it 'i ate a SOUR apricot' (about u no who) but it wouldn't get on cuz chuckyg is a lowlife, uncensoring, curse word song letting through moron! he isn't fit to kiss my butt ( l ) so in conclusion, apricots are unhealthy, people with 2 different names are usually gay and/or gigolos, otherwise pimps. tj NEVER out! beat that speech! muahahahahahaha!
anonymous observer - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
T.J., you should consider yourself lucky not be be banned from amiright after all of the times you've insulted the webmaster who has allowed your parodies to reach a much wider audience than they otherwise would have. And there's really no difference to human readers between the self-censored profanity that is constant in this "parody" and the actual "obscene" words so don't whine about lack of censorship and then post something like this. And I'm anonymous since i don't feel like fighting with an 11 (i think) year old
another anonymous observer, who has an inkling the first anonymous observer likes tanties - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with my anonymous pal. Also, like hell anyone would want to read your parodies if they could help it, obviously Jake was a fan of the song and hoped that at least some of the humour in the original would filter through in the parody. Pity... There are also numerous ways of rhyming 'f*ck'...such as 'TJ does s*ck', 'Sells himself for a b*ck', 'Got himself a nip and 't*ck', 'Appearance is just y*ck', so you could have used one of them instead of once again proving you're a hippo-git by insulting people with 'big' words that have whatever childish sexual connotation attached to them... really, being a pimp or gigolo is not a criticism, you git. PS. 'Apricot' does not rhyme with 'oo' you gittitgitgit.
Mr Critic - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Please Chucky G, can't we get rid of this pathetic, narrow-minded, profane, arrogant, aggressive little shit? He's tarnishing Amiright for the sake of his fucked up agenda, and we don't want any of it. Yes..I'm talking about you, Spindler, you little worm!
EmiLoca - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Uh oh, I used my name...well, Spindler, you can save your snide comments, because I'm going to be honest about this one whether you like it or not. This parody really confused me, because I wasn't sure what the subject was. Killing each other? Malicious sarcasm? Cows? It read like a big inside joke that flew right over my head, thus resulting in a not-very-funny. The pacing was not perfect, but since you nailed most of it I gave you a three, which is nothing to shake a tailfeather at. Overall, I gave you a one because this looked like it didn't take very long to write. It could have been improvised at a comedy club - a not-very-funny one.
I also don't want to know who is fit to kiss your butt, if not ChuckyG. If you're going to be so rude to someone who so graciously hosts your parodies, I suggest you review your 2nd grade notes on "respecting your superiors".
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, that's right, he hasn't passed the 1st grade yet.
T.J. Spindler - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
thx anonymous observer #3. I must say something i've wanted to say since i met these jackasses emiloca and jake. GOODBYE! from here on, expage.com/willtjspindlerleaveamiright is once again in effect. log on, and you know what to do from there. you happy? tj probably out
Anny - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
To be totally honest I didn't find this parody funny, I just think it's way too violent. I don't know why anyone would submit anything like that. Sorry but that's disappointing.
Apricot - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again I find you disrespecting me without my knowledge. *deep sigh* I ought to bring in Icy, but I won't. I notice your ability to spell out a word has severely declined. Everything I've wanted to say about you being banned, being an idiot, etc. has already been said. But I will say this to you, Jake A Ralphing(Luke Brattoni), myself and EmiLoca have done nothing to you except expose your hypocrisy, use logical points, and backed up those points. I don't really care if you leave or not, but it'll be one less thing on my mind. So I leave you with this: That was one of the worst parodies I have ever read. It was some random fight between you and Christian, it didn't rhyme well, the pacing was off, and "F*ck All The Cows That You Love That Say "MOO!" was the worst line I have ever read, even if you do love cows. I hope you do finally leave, instead of threatening over and over, hoping Your Worst Nightmare will come to beg for you to stay. By the way, I hate your catchphrase.
True Brilliance - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I got the misfortune of clicking the randomizer and landing here, on another immature argument. Tell me, what precisely makes f*ck any less offensive then what you're trying to say? Just swear like you mean it, otherwise you look like a couple of 12-year old pansies. Concerning the Parody, you actually pained me so much that I may go and make love to a rose bush, so I can numb the pain from reading. Learn to write.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Wear protection, you wouldn't want to catch any genital aphids.
True Brilliance - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Oy.... I'm checking for you on any message boards before I post, Brattoni.... You're like a virus.... except you post one-sentence responses to my paragraph-long posts.
Apricot - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Spindler hasn't come back. Maybe he's dead.
Anny - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You know what? This really was very awful. I mean wow. Maybe you need to see a counsellor TJ, considering how much hate there was in this parody. IE. 'So one day I threatened you, it was really fun, your lucky I didn't have a gun'<----umm...? This is not funny you know. If you have an issue with people, deal with it elsewhere, because no one wants to read garbage like this. I am not even going to vote I thought it was that bad.
Anny - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
ya i rest my case. hehe
Kayla Cranmer - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey torey & christian!!!! funny lyrics!!!

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