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Song Parodies -> "To Build a Manger"

Original Song Title:

"To Kill a Stranger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fozzy

Parody Song Title:

"To Build a Manger"

The Lyrics

Jesus sleeping in that cradle, and it came to my mind
And it's hard to sleep, when there's no bed for him to lie
And I keep on building until there's blood on my hands
The headboard is done but will it ever end

CHORUS
Who am I to build a manger
After giving birth to you
Who am I to build a manger
With all the wood I have gone through

Baby Jesus has inspired all the light in my life
And my thirst to kill him has grown stronger over time
And I keep on building till there's blood on my hands
The headboard is done but will it ever end

CHORUS

He's always urinating all over the floor
And he needs something better to get some more (sleep)
The headboard is done but will it ever end

CHORUS

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Overall Rating: 2.3

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