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Song Parodies -> "Jesus' Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Stacey's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Jesus' Mom"

Parody Written by:

Ace of Spades

The Lyrics

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Jesus' mom has got it goin' on
Jesus' mom has got it goin' on
Jesus' mom has got it goin' on
Jesus' mom has got it goin' on

Jesus, can I come up there when I die? (when I die)
I haven't been the best Christian but I really did try (really tried)
I know they call your mom the Virgin Mary (Virgin Mary)
Once I get there, we're gonna have to see (have to see)

You know I'm not the little boy that i used to be
I'm all grown up now Mary, can't you see

Jesus' mom has got it goin on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Jesus can't you see
Though you are my deity
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Jesus' mom

Jesus' mom has got it goin on
Jesus' mom has got it goin on

Jesus, do you remember when I prayed 'til dawn? (prayed 'til dawn)
Your mom appeared with just a wimple on (wimple on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (way she stared)
And the way she said
I will answer your prayer (answer your prayer)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But she must be lonely up there with just the Almighty

Jesus' mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want and I've waited for so long
Jesus can't you see
Though you are my deity
I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Jesus' mom

Jesus' mom (oh oh oh oh)
Jesus' mom (oh oh oh oh)

Jesus can't you see though you are my deity
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Jesus mom

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is sacrilegious, perverted and blasphemous! It gets 555 years in purgatory!
Shiek Of The Mutilated - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep, Ace, the Pope will give you 39 lashes with a wet noodle for that one.
MrMacphisto - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Heretical... I love it... 5-5-5 (or perhaps, 666)
Kat - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
OOOOOohhh, ye have tempted the fires of hell with this piece!!!!!!!!!!!
Robert Mansfield - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, this is effin' hilarious! Props to you.

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