Blurpy's mom has water goin' on,
Blurpy's mom has water goin' on,
Blurpy's mom has water goin' on,
Blurpy's mom has water goin' on,

Blurpy, can I come over after caverns of chaos? (after caverns of chaos)
We can hang around by the fool (hang by the fool)
Did mommy fly without you to water-cave? (water-cave)
Is she there, or is she trying to kill me with a wave? (kill me with a wave)
You know I'm not the level 1 mage that I used to be,
I can kill stuff now, Blurpy, can't you see?

Blurpy's mom has water goin' on,
She's all I can kill, and I've killed for so long,
Blurpy can't you see?
You're just not the monster for me,
I know this idea is wrong, but I'm goin' to kill Blurpy's mom,

Blurpy's mom has water goin' on,
Blurpy's mom has water goin' on,

Blurpy,last in September, when I killed the shopkeep with all the brawn? (all the brawn)
I decided to go visit your mom (visit your mom)
And she was too tough,
And you missed trip to the cave there (cave there)

And I know that you think it's just crazy,
But since she's guarding treasure that's for me,

Blurpy's mom has water goin' on,
She's all I can kill, and I've killed for so long,
Blurpy can't you see?
You're just not the monster for me,
I know this idea is wrong, but I'm goin' to kill Blurpy's mom,

Blurpy's mom (ow ow ow ow)
Blurpy's mom (ow ow ow ow)

You're just not the monster for me,
I know this idea is wrong, but I'm goin' to kill Blurpy's mom.