(Martha Stewart has got it going on) x4

Martha, can I come over after school (after school)
We could go for a swim in your crystal-clean pool (in your pool)
You keep everything so perfectly neat (perfectly neat)
Hell, you could eat a meal off your toilet seat (toilet seat)

But wait, what's this that I hear that you're just jailbait?
I just hope this doesn't interfere with our date!

Martha Stewart has got it going on
One minute in jail is a minute too long
Martha can't you see, that you are the one for me
And you'll she'll lose in court, I'm still in love with Martha Stewart

(Martha Stewart has got it going on) x4

Martha do you remember when we cleaned your house (cleaned your house)
You were wearing the world's most perfect blouse (perfect blouse)
I love your voice, you really make me sing (make me sing)
Every time you say "it's a good thing" (a good thing)

But though insider info got you at least I can tell
That you'll make sure you've got the world's cleanest jail cell

Martha Stewart has got it going on
And I don't see how what she did was wrong
She cheated, I don't care, and that verdict wasn't fair
Even though she loves to sort I'm still in love with Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart is gonna go to jail
They'll keep her there, won't let her out on bail
Martha I just hope that you never drop the soap
And though you lost in court
I'm still in love with
Martha Stewart, whoa, oh oh (she's got it going on)
Martha Stewart, whoa, oh oh (she's got it going on)
Martha I just hope that you never drop the soap
And though you lost in court I'm still in love with Martha Stewart