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Song Parodies -> "Kristin Is Stuck In A Puddle"

Original Song Title:

"Stacey's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Kristin Is Stuck In A Puddle"

Parody Written by:

Kristin Hutkin and Becca Smulski

The Lyrics

Some of the words need to be said really fast, but we just made this song cuz we were bored, oh yea, and Kristin was stuck in a puddle. She just started singing it.. and it flowed.
Kristin is stuck in a puddle
Kristin is stuck in a puddle
Kristin is stuck in a puddle
Kristin is stuck in a puddle


All you have to do is jump over by me (over by me)
We can sit down by the tree (sit by the tree)
We can have some cookies and a little bread (cookies n bread)
But I'd rather get u in the bed (get you in bed)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
Cause when your stuck in a puddle you look so damn hot to me

Kristin is stuck in a puddle she cant get out cause she's in KNEE DEEP
Kristin cant you see you just gotta jump right out
You'll get out alive but if u trip and fall you'll die
Kristin is stuck in a puddle
Kristin is stuck in a puddle

Maybe I should jump in and get next to you (get next to you)
We will make it safely through (safely through)
It doesn't matter that your pants are soaking wet (soaking wet)
We can go to the laundromat (laundromat)
And I know that you think its just a fantasy
But since your stuck in a puddle you could use a guy like me

Kristin is stuck in a puddle she cant get out cause she's in KNEE DEEP
Kristin cant you see you just gotta jump right out
You'll get out alive but if u trip and fall you'll die
Kristin is stuck in a puddle
Kristin is stuck in a puddle

Kristin cant u see your are just the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Kristin in the puddle

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Bryan Pardue - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
There are a couple parts that don't even rhyme. Not really funny, but you get an "A" for effort...
MysteryGoat - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah i'll say the same thing. Maybe I should have been there.
Becca - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
O yea, when i said it flowed i meant sord of flowed. Haha yea i agree you with Mystery Goat, you would of difintly of had to of been there. um yea the second after i put this on i regreted it cuz i knew it would get bad ratings lol! it's like good for delaware. but when i read the others on this site i was like omg nooooo.. yea...
Becca - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Pardue... isnt that like chicken?

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