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Song Parodies -> "Asian Moms"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Asian Moms"

Parody Written by:

RSWSU

The Lyrics

This is the story of an Asian boy talking about how demanding his mom is. Don't be offended if you're Asian, I'm Asian to and I know how most Asian moms are like.
Asian moms demand too much from us
Asian moms demand too much from us
Asian moms demand too much from us
Asian moms demand too much from us

They tell their children to do good in school (do good in school)
If you get a B, your ears they will pull (they will pull)
Did you have to bend down so she can whip (she can whip)
Your sorry ass? Be careful that your grades do not slip (grades do not slip)

You know we have to perform better than the white kids
But still we put up with a lot of s***

Asian moms demand too much from us
We have to give them what they want or they'll fuss
White kids can't you see that you guys are so lucky
I know this saying's wrong but Asian moms demand too much

Asian moms demand too much from us
Asian moms demand too much from us

Studying late at night makes me constantly yawn (constantly yawn)
I go to sleep with just my boxers on (boxers on)
She can tell I'm tired by the way I snore
And her bickering is something that I ignore

And I know that you think it's just a stereotype
But we get better grades and we live a much better life

Asian moms demand too much from us
We have to give them what they want or they'll fuss
White kids can't you see that you guys are so lucky
I know saying this is wrong but Asian moms demand too much

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M.S.G - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
True. True. I'm still going to counseling for all the pain inflicted by my asian mom....
Michael Pacholek - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Does this mean I was insulting you when I walked into a Chinese restaurant and said, "Well, I called up the order, know it was me, 'cause I said I don't want that MSG?" (from my parody "Only the Egg Foo Young") Sorry, I thought I was just insulting the Knicks and Rangers! (Who play at Madison Square Garden)
Smart AzN - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
hahahahaha Pretty funny. but the being smarter than white kids part isn't very hard...
MewSword - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Really? Or is it just after they immigrate... or after they become immagints? See, I probably spelt those words wrong. It's not so hard to be smarter than us. But... it is harder to be smarter than girls, no matter what your I.Q >)
Starlette Victory - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm....my mother must be the whitest Asian woman on earth.
cmibj2b@dmoz.org - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
funny ringtones

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