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Song Parodies -> "Nathan's Thong"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

Original Performer:

Fountains of Waine

Parody Song Title:

"Nathan's Thong"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi

The Lyrics

I added some verses cuz I personaly think the original song is very short.
(Nathan's Thong, is really kinda wrong)
[repeat 4x]

There's this kind in front of me in school (me in school)
He's dumb and he's a 'tard and so uncool (he's not cool)
One day he dropped his pencils and bent down to pick it up (pick it up)
And what I saw, was really made me wanna throw up (I threw up)

You know I couldn't believe what I happened to see
This kid wears a thong and just showed it to me

Nathan's thong is really kinda wrong
His shirts are tight and his pants ain't reall long
Nathan can't you see, your gay, get away from me
This is really wrong, but, Nathan actually wears a Thong

Nathan's Thong is really kinda wrong
Nathan's Thong is really kinda wrong

Well one time I saw him while he was cutin' lawn (cutin' lawn)
He was doing it, with just a towl on (towl on)
I was getting nervous by the way he stared (way he stared)
The way he looked, was making me kinda scared (I was scared)

I'm afraid that he might a fantasy
So I moved out to Mexico, So I could get Free

Nathan's Thong is really kinda wrong
He's gay and Queer and doesn't have a gong
Nathan can't you see, you're Gay, get away from me
This is really sad, cuz Nathan probly does his dad

Nathan's Thong, is really kinda wrong
Nathan's Thong is reslly kinda wrong

Now I finally got away fom him (away from him)
I can have some peace and eat a slim Jim (a Slim Jim)
I don't have to always watch my back (watch my back)
Just in case he might make a sneak attack (sneak attack)

And I was walking home one day and here I see
That Nathan made a move and Now he lives right next to me

Nathan's Thong, Ah-Oh-Ah-Oh
I'm afraid of
Nathan's Thong, Ah-Oh-Ah-Oh
Wait a minute
Nathan can't you see
Your Gay, get away from me
This is really weird, cuz I know a guy whose really Queered

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 11

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 3   6
 4   0
 5   3

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Obie Wan Kanobie - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
You do not want to write this again. You do not know what was going through your mind. (((This message by the Jedi Mind Trick)))
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess I just shouldn't have posted it here all together. All my friends think it's funny cuz they know who Nathan is.
Blow torch - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey it's me again. It's funny because it's true but I don't remember seeing him pick up his pencil but what's the deal with the gong?
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Peter, this isn't a completely true story. He didn't really do anything in this song. It's all based on him.
blow torch - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I know I know I just needed to say something
Starlette Victory - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Please, please, please tell me we're not thinking of the same Nathan.
naths mate - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
my mate is called ath and he bums his dad
The Best! - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Yer it was about right....its about a faggot called nathan like the 1 i know heres the website about him
mike smith - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey smith where u been, when u coming back to school? Yeah, Peter said he saw nathan a while back, he said that nathan said that he has alot of friends now. LOL HE MOVED TO A SCHOOL FULL OF GAY TRAIN HUMPING FAKE GUN SHOOTING QUEERS!
Sweet - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
COOL! Does this Nathan really exist? If he does, please tell him he's gay for me. (I'm going to the website. I don't care if it exists or not!!!!)
Mwa Mwa! - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Wicked I love it!You should add some more stuff about how weird he is but other wise that was as good as the great Weird Al Yankovic!
helga - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO that was very hilarious. I''m intrigued by this Nathan character (well actually he kinda freaks me out) XD

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