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Song Parodies -> "Ho ho ho"

Original Song Title:

"Low"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida featuring T. Pain

Parody Song Title:

"Ho ho ho"

The Lyrics

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Chopping down some crappy evergreens?
Spruce up your fir!
The mall shops all stocked-up with myrrh
Visit your stores
For Mr Claus
Santa goes Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Them baggy red pants
Take a seat up on his lap
Fondle the lumps inside his big sooty old sack
Wishlists galore
Speckled with snow
Santa goes Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

It aint Halloween pumpkins that he’s making, no
He sleighs through night skies, didn’t you know
Got a billion parcels tied up and ready to go
With Rudolph’s beacon nose aglow

There’s Dancer, yo
Dasher, Prancer, oh
Donner, Vixen, dude
Comet, Blitzen too

Callllls out “Merry Christmas!” to all people
(Except the Jews)

Put the eggnog and cookies on show
Sleigh bells janglin’ as he leaves home
Aint no time for takin’ it slow
He’ll keep rollin’ from the North Pole

You wanna stay up but he wants you to doze
Hop into bed once you’ve finished your roast
Your flue is black from the fires you’ve stoked?
Ash in your chimney may get up his nose…
“Gesundheit!”

Chapels red and green
Fruitcake to serve
With plum pudding cooked for dessert
Then once you snore
On your pillow
Santa goes Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

His travel route spans
To all regions on the map
Covering ground from Luxembourg to in Iraq
But if you’re poor
Yule get zero!
Santa goes Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Sno Rida featuring

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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littleSnowHO - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there SantaDear ! Take me with you on that Sleigh o' Silver ! ! Fly me to the Moon, let's play among the stars . . .
Tim Mayfield - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Crazy OS, but you did a great job of retaining the stress and timing of the lyrics. This concept is tight with TOS. I can see how the idea flowed out. Fantastic capture if I must say so.
Ethan Mawyer - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I wonder why I'm the only one disappointed with this. What's there is good, but you're missing two of the three verses. Emi's winning the comeback battle hands down right now, but I know you can do better than this.
Dr Music - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I love this song. I love the way it makes Santa seem less creepy than what some people say about him in stories. This not-so-bad Santa is very nice indeed- almost like John Candy. 555 Piles of xmas presents for you.
EmiLoca - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't be so cold, Ethan! It takes Nib the Frigid Midget a while to get warmed up. ;-) When he delivers he's spot on, but even when it's missing a few desires inches... of verses... "what's there is good"... 554

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