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Song Parodies -> "Thanksgiving Dinner"

Original Song Title:

"In the Ayer"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida & Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Thanksgiving Dinner"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

This is my personal favorite. I think it's the first song I recorded with the karaoke/instrumental in the background. I submitted the lyrics to the school's literary magazine and it was accepted.
So hot haaam,
Biscuits with jaaam,
Turkey, gravy, & racks of laaamb.
Thanksgiving, oh maaan.
Here comes the sweet & mashed potaters!
Ta-taters, taters, ta-taters.

Hey, pass the jam,
Y'all know uncle Stan,
He'll leave you not one biscuit.
That's pumpkin pie my favorite flavor, flavor,
Cut it all up, we'll savor, savor.
We invited all the neighbors, neighbors,
The nametags on the little papers.
Here we go, here's the green bean casserole,
Each day braggin bout Pop's calzone,
Get a plate before it's all gone.
Grandma's been cooking since, like, Tuesday morn.
I can't stop...if you give me the corn,
Been coming here since I was born.
Poker and
Pitch are played till the a.m.,
I'm about to throw up, where's the trash can?

Roast chickeeen
In the fry paaan.
You can't start eatin til we say ameeen.
Thanksgiving, oh maaan.
I'm overstuffed, yeah, I don't care!
Ca-care, care, ca-care.

Hey, I just might pour the gravy,
Love that yellow sauce stuff, it's amazing,
Tripped up, now it's running down my leg-y.
We eat pie at 7:47 pm, ¿sí?
Laughing, no stopping the smile on your face.
No one touched the broccoli with vitamin A.
Food for an army, that's the familyyyyyyyy.
Almighty,
We are like the pilgrims trying to thank thee,
Hear me shout it up
So we can start to munch.
Okay, now fill up my cup
With some of that fruit punch.
Everybody take a chair, chair,
And pass around the tomaters, maters.
Everybody please eat fair, fair.

No stuffiiiiin,
But lots of stuffed haaaam,
Why don't we throw in some of those yaaaams.
Thanksgiving, oh man!
Time to go again, see ya later
La-later, later, la-later, later, la-later, later...

Aight now stop, toast!
Put yo juicebox in the ayer,
To grandpa, gramma, and God,
Now tip up nice to see the family.
Pucha hands up, putcha putcha hands up,
Putcha hands up if you like
Crazy gravy on your ham on pumkin pie.
It may sound retarded, no this the truth:
Sandwich cranberries and chicken
If you do that putcha hands in the ayer.

So hot haaam,
Biscuits with jaaam,
Turkey, gravy, & racks of laaamb.
Thanksgiving, oh maaan.
Here comes the sweet & mashed potaters!
Ta-taters, taters, ta-taters.

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