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Song Parodies -> "Eat Lead"

Original Song Title:

"Right Round"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Lead"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down
You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down
yoooowww!

Walk out the house with my luger
Hop in my jalo, I got places to go
People to kill, time is vengeance
I look at my baretta, lock-on control
I have the clips that I’m bringing
Free-willing, cap-bustin', make holes on your clothes
No one puts my bank robbery on hold
Proving that vengeance is a dish served cold
I know the pain is coming
I'm about to pull off my gatling shower
Call up my capos it’s on and poppin’ tonight cuz your town will be ours
We lay down wide-array shots 'cause you're falling and leaking out your blood every hour
Look out, here come the vast firepower
You know that everything is getting sour, die!
You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down
You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down

From the shot of my gun, I watch you die down
We will be stealing your money around
Quite something more uglier to be found
You're cold down down
Yoooowww!

Surely don't know I’m the man
Who spreads the hate, building a mafia land
Don’t open your mouth, don't you talk to my crew, your Benjamin Franklins
Will be stolen, my brain ain't swollen, shoot at your feet, making you dance
Get dirty on like the spot on my suit
More guys to mafia I could recruit
Lines are tracin', the fires blazin’, very enragin', man wdon’t you move a lil' closer
I'm a berserk, there's no lousy way, photograph my face on a poster
I’m in a maze where you will possibly not get me nowhere I told ya
I want to show my big gun out a holster
Catchin' you right at the stake of your ulcer
Cause...

You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down
You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down

I’m spending my ammo (Ayyyeee!)
With sniper control (Ayyyeee!)
Nobody stop me
And my assassin role
But I’m king of the mob (Ayyyeee!)
And I’m 'bout to throw down
Empty glass bottles
Blow up like hostile
Petrol bombs that fly 'round 'round (repeats down in a chopped and screwed voice 19x)

You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down
You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down
You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down
You should eat lead right now, right now, and you're cold down, and you're cold down down

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