-> "Black Friday Fools"
Original Song Title:
"Black Friday Rule" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Black Friday Fools"
I cannot believe they are camping outside
The deals are so great they’re losing their minds
If you want a grill then why don’t you buy two?
Since they’re undercharged you’ll knock out a tooth
I watch as blood smears across aisle nine
For a simple sale it’s worse here than Troy
I’m getting aggrieved while I’m pushed in the crowd
I just want a blender! Not to get punched out!
Well, Some nut packed a knife I think they lost their brain
To grab an X-Box tons of people were slain
Blood bath at the mall is the worst I found
Please call in the army! Increased body count!
This shopping is vile but much worse is the lines
Consumers all swarm like bees from a hive
They’re bursting through walls to get discount threads
Think I learned my lesson? But I can’t leave yet!
Cause I get high from the thrill of watching geezers trodden
This store once was peaceful but now it’s like a Zoo
Here for the sales! Sales that are golden!
For plasma TVs we are Black Friday Fools!
With arms full of Wiis we are Black Friday Fools!
In Wal-Mart we squeeze we are Black Friday Fools!
Want cheap Christmas trees we are Black Friday Fools!
(Long and Intense Guitar Solo)
In their boots they shake. The employees are ill
Because of the cheapness the shop is getting filled
Their mouths start to foam and some of them faint
You can’t stop the mob that will come this day!
It might seem insane when these crazies all fill their hands
They’re saving a bunch, Hell, They saved a couple grand
While five might be early, I’m barely awake
But! I’ll buy these things that I’ll never need!
Cause I’ve been fighting with girls
For those Twilight posters!
I mean something manly… Like a twelve pack of booze!
I’ll make you hurt! Leave your bones all broken!
We’re all feeling peeved! We’re the Black Friday Fools!
Women fight for pearls and men clubs for golfin'
This store might be lethal it’s all over the news
All for the sales folks stop acting human
While outside we freeze cause we’re Black Friday Fools
And inside we’ll bleed cause we’re Black Friday Fools!
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