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Song Parodies -> "Candybars"

Original Song Title:

"Handlebars"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Flobots

Parody Song Title:

"Candybars"

Parody Written by:

Fattylicious

The Lyrics

How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars

How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars


hard to breathe, hard to breathe
hands on my stomach cuz it’s hard to
BREATHE
and I'm a famous fat ass
even when the paths are all crookedy
I can show you how to eat til you die
I can show you how to scratch your ass
I can show you how to take a bee sting
without passing out in the grass
I can eat a knot in a cherry stem and sh*t it out perfect
I can’t even think of a better way to word it
I know all the words to this song
cuz I f*ckin wrote it
Me and my friend sawed on a rats p*ss
Me and my friend made a porno mag
And guess how long it took (Who cares?)
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can eat only one lay’s potato chip
potato chip
potato chip

I can smell better in male’s cologne
in male’s cologne
in male’s cologne


How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars

How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars

How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars

How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars

And I woulda thought more to this song but it was too long
Too long
Too long

Imma go eat a candybar so so long
So long
SO LOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Cody Slusher - November 22, 2008 - Report this comment
HULARIOUS.But pacing negative.

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