-> "The Most Beautiful Girl (On A Broom)"
Original Song Title:
"The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Most Beautiful Girl (On A Broom)"
Outside there’s a boom
Rush out of my room
See the most beautiful girl on a… broom
Flying on a broom, oooh…
You traveled down that road
Regardless of it’s coat
I heard you are desperately searching for a Toto
You need help finding that bro? Yeah…
On that yellow brick-y road, oooh…
So when you poofed into Munchkin Land
I thought what… is… she… doing…
In Munchkin Land?
So my Guild greets, we dance and we sing, then you take off and leave
Good one Guild!
Oooh, you’re a useless guild!
I asked Oz if he’s ever heard or knows of you
He says sure
I said, “Dang, I wish I was green too!”
He says you’ve lost your mind
But I can see his jealous eyes
So I’m gonna court you anyway
See you stalking really slow near a scarey-crow
I bet his IQ’s very low, what an oaf
You’re so magical! (magical)
You could be a sorc’ress
You’re so mystical! (mystical)
You could be a sleep spell over some poppies
You’re so beautiful! (beautiful)
You are just as fly… as… monkeys!
And then I seal the deal
I buy these shoes
I found these red shoes!
Ruby red nice shoes…
I lost the shoes…
Some chick’s in use
With several other dudes
Around her on the brick road
Forget them dear
Let’s get outta here
To show I’m smitten
I’ll buy a winged gibbon
Now I can’t believe that I’m raising winged gibbons
With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen raise a gibbon
Why don’t we leave?
Let’s go to your keep
And we can make each other hot and make sweet…
Oh no! The heat made us swe-e-elt! You me-e-elt! No!
You’re so beautiful…
Like the… sea
Or a high-class reservoir
You’re so wonderful…
You can be a part time… puddle
But you probably should turn back to your old self…
A full-time puddle!
Spending part of your time puddle-ing
And part of your time…
And the rest of your time on top your bucket shelf…
Oh, oh, oh…
Thought love was usually easier than this…
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