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Song Parodies -> "Baby, Your Thong Won't Thrive"

Original Song Title:

"Only the Strong Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Flaw

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, Your Thong Won't Thrive"

Parody Written by:

Klarissa

The Lyrics

Yeah... we've all seen those gross girls who wear pants that are so tight we can see their underpants... I'm sorry I ruined a good song though.
Why do you think that we all look at your rear end?
You just look bad, looking like your pants won't mend
I am modest, knowing lingerie is wrong.
You just keep squishing, squeezing in trousers
So strong.
I'm grossed out, day after day.
I must complain
I really know what I should say
Your underwear is really what scares us all.

I'm fine. You're gross, just as skanky as you can be yourself.
Under, your tight clothes, baby your thong won't thrive.

(Can't you see that you're too fat?)

And so I'm crying for my eyes tainted again
Seems I noticed bunched up undies tend
To ride
Haven't got appeal
Wear your clothes loose, and your panties unseen, a deal?
You're sleazy, your body is full of lard.
Trying to wear pants tighter. What's the reward?
You should try wearing
Clothes that do not show it all.

I'm fine. You're gross, just as skanky as you can be yourself.
Under, your tight clothes, baby your thong won't thrive.

(Just keep yourself away, I wish I was a blind guy.)

Perhaps this style is for the season or you are just a dancer.
But try to wear some clothing that won't reveal sessions
Demanded
In progression. You will try and please hide your thong.

I'm fine. You're gross, just as skanky as you can be yourself.
Under, your tight clothes, baby your thong won't thrive.

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