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Song Parodies -> "Unlucky Man"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Five For Fighting

Parody Song Title:

"Unlucky Man"

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The Lyrics

I can't stand my life
Bad luck follows me
Wish that I would die
Then be damned for eternity

I've stepped on some turd, I've broken my leg
I've even got some birdy-poop up on my head
Oh, Its not easy, to be me

I can't stand the pain
Inflicted upon me
I have to stay away
From Friday the 13th

I've been chased by dogs, I've almost been killed
And,I've been slipping on banana peels
I've lost my car keys, Always missed the bus
Even my tricycle has lost its wheels
Oh, It's not easy to be me

Wanna get away from this city
I hate my life, I don't even have a wife
I'm unlucky, that's all

I can't stand my life
With bad luck close behind
I just broke a mirror
Would that add 7 years for me?

I'm only a man on this near-empty street
Searching for a 4 leaf clover to inspire me
I'm only a man in on this near-empty street
Looking for a lucky pair of rabbit's feet

Oh, It's not easy to be me

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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