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Song Parodies -> "Superman (Food Allergy)"

Original Song Title:

"Superman ( It's not easy)"

Original Performer:

Five for Fighting

Parody Song Title:

"Superman (Food Allergy)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is the first complete parody I have written. Some of the lyrics have been bouncing around in my head for years. After seeing this site, I sat down and finished the song. Hope you like it.
I can't eat lamb fries
I won't drink Iced Tea
I'm just out to find
Some food that agrees with me

I eat like a bird
My food is so plain
I want more than Tortillas you get from Spain
It's not easy to be me

I Wish that I could try
A burger with some cheese
Find a way to like
food at old Hardees

I can't squeese a turd : but don't you believe
even Gyro's disagree with me
My tummy is disturbed, Quite often does bleed
Of meatball Heroes I often dream
It's not easy to be me

Throwing Up, up all day: it's just me
It's all right, You can all chow down tonight
I'm not crazy, or anything

I can't eat pork pie
It makes me want to heave
Men were meant to eat
some butter on their peas

I'm only a man who can't eat Chinese
Avoiding Chicken Delight on this city street
Only a man with a food allergy
Looking for anything to stay inside of me

It's not easy to be me

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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TJC - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice, and here's five Pepsids for ya!
MrMacphisto - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
sounds like my digestion... 15 Rolaids for you...

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