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Song Parodies -> "Crossdresser (It's Not Easy To Drag Queen)"

Original Song Title:

"Superman (It's Not Easy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Five For Fighting

Parody Song Title:

"Crossdresser (It's Not Easy To Drag Queen)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I'm Back!!!
I can't stand in high
Heel shoes, tripping
Thong chaffed my behind
Crossdresser Agony

It's more than absurd
It's more than insane
Some men love pretty clothes
Is that a shame?!
Cause it's not easy
To Drag Queen

I blush when they find
That blush on my cheeks
Then find I'm a guy
I stay home for weeks

Mascara preferred
In bra I'm relieved
Even Fab Five think that I'm a freak
Read: "Do Not Disturb"
Or see my misdeed
Even straight guys need indecency
And it's not easy
To Drag Queen

Make-Up to Convey
Convey I'm free
From pants and ties
Take a peep around tonight
See a lady, not actually

Lipstick has run dry
One of my pet peeves
Men weren't meant as brides
But dress has a nice breeze

I'm hardly a man
A gal missing teats
Shopping for lingerie
And matching sheets
Hardly man
If penis delete
Shopping for a G-String
To wear next week

To wear next week
To wear next week
To wear next week
To wear next week

I'm hardly a man
A gal missing teats

I'm hardly man
Shopping for G-String

I'm hardly a man
Chick with nipples delete

And I'm quite sleazy

Hoooooo, Hoooooo, Hoooooo

I'm quite sleazy
As Drag
Queen

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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alvin rhodes - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
dandy
Jeff Reuben - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
A nice, pretty little song...a cross-over hit.
AFW - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Nothing draggy about this parody
Major B - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice Parody man. Good pacing and very funny. 5's
Spoof-Man - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
That was really good, what gave you the idea?!
Five for Fighting - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Ok, very funny, but I have to ask if it's from personal experience or just a funny idea.
Blaydeman - October 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious!

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