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Song Parodies -> "100 Bites"

Original Song Title:

"100 Years"

Original Performer:

Five For Fighting

Parody Song Title:

"100 Bites"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

me and my sister made this at midnight...**ahem** hence the retarded-ness....or maybe thats always been there >_^ ... eep its 1 oclock...right...night's the song tho:
I'm eating at the moment
Caught in between lunch and supper
And i'm just dreaming
Counting the bites to where you are

I am chewing at the moment
This cheese tastes better than ever
Like its on fire
Making its way to my intestine

Fine cuisine, its time for you,
Time to buy then time to chew,
But really
There's never a dish, better than fish,
When you've only got to digest, then poo

I'm counting peas for a moment,
Still hungry, yeah but i gotta wait
Kidney-beans on the way, yeah
And french-fries on my mind

I'm eating pies for a moment,
The tension's high
And i'm heading into a crisis
But i finish it off with a sigh

Fine cuisine, its time for you,
Time to buy then time to chew,
But really
There's never a dish, better than fish,
When you've only got to digest, then poo

Half time goes by
Suddenly you'RE wise
Another blink of an eye
and your supper is gone
gone to your intestine
It's moving on

I'm satisfied at the moment
Dining for just another moment
and i'm just dreaming...
Counthing the bites to where you are

Eating cuz there's still time for food
As i chew i think of you
Counting peas i'm on my way
Every day's a food day
Woo woo woo woo woo woo

There's never a dish, better than fish
When you've only got to digest, then poo
notice the "you'RE" see? i can spell...haha jk...enjoy ^-^

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Total Votes: 6

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Stinky Marshmellow - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
forgot to mention...comment me plz and i'll luv you forever!! i promise to check out your stuff if u leave a link...pwetty pwease!! i dont get a lot of comments and im new to this
Lazarus - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
555. The pacing is really hard to do on this song, but you did an admirable job. For a newbie, this is excellent. Disregard the voter who gave you ones, he/she is an asshole who loves to leave one's whenever poop is mentioned. Probably a retard who is incontinent, still lives at home, and wets the bed. Keep at it, I enjoyed this very much. And if you vote/comment on other parodies, it will increase your votes/comments accordingly. Chow!
Red Ant - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't remember The Original Song (TOS) well enough to vote here Stinky Marshmellow. Good parody though and Lazarus is correct on all points. Oh, I try to not shamelessly plug my own work anymore, so I'll refrain from doing so.
Stinky Marshmellow - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
why thank you...!!!! im all happy now...thats three nice comments today! ^_^ i shall now go and see your parodies...(Lazarus and Red Ant) yay yay yay!! thanks again!! O_o ~ melissa ~ o_O
Stinky Marshmellow - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
i forgot to say...remember...JOINED effort in this song...i made it up with my sister...funny, i get the best comments on here, and its the one i made at midnight, when i was so tired i couldnt think i guess thats when im funniest =P but i have done other parodies, theyre just not on here...or i just flipped on the tv and started singing to songs and never wrote the lyrics down...or theyre half finished...u get the idea
Red Ant - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stinky Marshmellow for looking at my "Moneyback, Gwen" parody. I noticed your latest comment here about other partial parodies you have. Something that can help you develop them into full parodies is write down your fragments and them work on them later.

Oh, I wrote an article a while back that you might find helpful:,10527.30.html
ChuckyG's script sometimes put hyphens in URLs; you will need to delete any that may appear in order for that link to work correctly.
Stinky Marshmellow - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
ok then i'll try doing that more often : D and hey...i just thot of something, anyone heard the song fix you by coldplay? well if you just think like a vet, fixing a it makes fun of itself..."when you lose something you can't replace" haha...its not a parody tho...cuz i dont hav to change anything...i have 3 new additions by the favorite being i caught lice, a parody of i caught fire, by the used
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I've heard of "Fix You"; not a bad OS. You can leave a few lines unchanged from a song you know, even have the same title: "Fixed You" could be a very funny parody about cats going to the vet; it could be hilarious if it were about Chris Martin himself since he sings in a higher voice. Tough song as far as pacing and rhyming but definitely an idea to keep.
Stinky Marshmellow - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment thats SOOOOO, but he DOES have an admirable voice...god knows i cant sing that high... =P
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