-> "99 Beers"
Original Song Title:
"100 Years"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"99 Beers"
The Lyrics
At 99, for a moment
The busses groan, lurch a bit forward and then
We're moving
We stand up in our seat, to wave goodbye
At 82, for a moment
On the highway, goin' 67 and we
Are singing
Dirty songs that we learned at camp
Road trip there's still time for you!
Time to sing and time to lose
Road tripnever a trip better than this
When you've only got 99 beers to give
At 65, for a moment
We're still driving, home is now far away
We're on our way
But that's the last thing on our minds
At 51, for a moment
The noise is high, and we're heading in
To Utah
We flick off the cars that pass by
Road trip.there's still time for you!
Time to shout and time to schmooze
Within a bouncing bus
Road tripI'm all right with you
Road tripnever a trip better than this
When you've only got 99 beers to give
Another hour goes by
Suddenly you're bored
Another blink of an eye
Is that ralphing you heard?
The sun is getting low
We're movin' on
We're at 1 beer, for a moment
Dying to get the hell off of this bus and we're
Just dreaming
Counting the miles till we are home
Road trip there's still time for you
Road trip your hours seem long too
Road trip we're on our way
Tomorrow is another day
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(Instrumental, with honking of horns and screaming of children)
Road trip there's still time for you
Time to shout and time to shmooze
Road trip there's never a trip better than this
When you've only got 99 beers to give
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