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Song Parodies -> "One Hundred Beers"

Original Song Title:

"One Hundred Years"

Original Performer:

Five For Fighting

Parody Song Title:

"One Hundred Beers"

The Lyrics

This is a song about a man who attempts to drink 100 beers in one sitting.
I'm nineteen now, and I'm thinking
Maybe I should go drinking
And I'm just dreaming
Counting the beers to happy hour

By twenty two, I'm cassanova
But I feel better than ever
And I'm on fire
Halucinating to think that I'm on Mars

Fifteen beers are here for you
Time to buy and go dry on booze
Fifteen, there's never a wish better, I think
When you've only got one hundred beers to drink

On thirty three, I am stoned out
Still standing but only on one leg
A tab I must pay, a margarita on my mind
Reach fourty five and I'm out cold
By now I'm high and I'm heading through
Chugging more beers might cost me my life

Fifteen beers are here for you
Time to buy and booze yourself
And get run down by a car
Fifteen beers, alright with you
Fifteen, there's never a wish better, I think
When you've only got one hundred beers to drink

Half the beers go by
But you still feel dry
And then you're drooping your eyes
When sixty seven are gone
Your tab is getting high
Keep drinking on

At ninety nine, I'm near unconscious
Time for just another beer and a cigarette
And by now I'm dreaming
Drifting my way off to Booze Land

Fifteen beers are here for you
Twenty two, I'm still not through
Thirty three, your tab is high
Every beer makes you want to die

Fifteen beers are here for you
Time to buy and go dry on booze
Fifteen, there's never a wish better, I think
When you've only got one hundred beers to drink

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John Lomain - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, this song really deserved a parody. I really hate the original. 5's

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