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Five for Fighting

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good or bad? bad or good? well, rate the parody, leave comments. this is how i used to feel about the airlines, so i just had to make a song.
I can't stand to fly
That you must believe
Sit next to a fat guy
Who takes up two seats

I'm more than a girl, sitting on a plane
I don't know why I didn't take the train
Flying really annoys me

Wish I didn't fly
It smells so bad here, jeez
I'm not gonna lie
But airlines, god oh please!

I think that I'm sick, the fat guy just sneezed,
He should cover his mouth, seriously,
I'm very disturbed, don't you agree?
Wish my friend couldve sit next to me,
Airlines are so annoying.

Fat man go away away from me
All right looks like he's sleeping on the flight
I want my peanuts back, please.

I can't stand to fly
That you must believe
Sit next to a fat guy
Who takes up two seats

I'm only a girl, in stress now you see?
I just want to go to where I have to be
Only a girl with stress now you see
Looking for plane tolerance inside of me.

Airlines really annoy me

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js11296 - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
start your comments....
terps1212 - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
lol, that was good it was really funny too it went really nicely i love all of ur songs, ur really good at this make more good job!!!!!!
js11296 - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
terps, wats your aim/aol sn? i have a feeling we might be good friends...(i like terps too)

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