I'm summoned by a light
Love Gotham City
My whole suit is black
When I'm not on TV

I'm more than a bat
I'm more than a man
Couldn't even come up with a better name
Robin and I defend this city

Alfred's wit is dry
No one knows my se--cret
I'm millionaire Bruce Wayne
I'm the richest man you will see

The Riddler's a nerd
The Joker's a peeve
I should have stopped the films at number 3
I'm only Batman, my films are deceased
You'll never again see me on the big screen
Robin and I defend this city

To the Batmobile my sidekick
Now the Joker is on the loose again
Catwoman's also in the ring

I'm summoned by a light
Love Gotham City
Batcave's meant to hide
Secret identies

I'm only Bruce Wayne and my sidekick's a teen
Fighting off Bat-villains on the silver screen
I'm only the Batman from Gotham City
In real life I should be 'bout seventy

Robin and I defend this city
Robin and I de--
fend this city