I can't stand to jump.
Like a cute bunny.
But I'll be real flat
when a car runs over me.

I'm more than a horse.
I'm more than a bunny.
When I get Run Over
It'll be funny.
And it's not easy to be seen.

I Wish that I could say,
"Watch out for me please!"
But I only say "Neigh"
Like a horse or a pony.

Are the drivers insane?
Are the drivers bazarre?
For us deers a lethal weapon is a car.
Do all drivers have brains?
Do all drivers have eyes?
They're running over us
they should realize.
And it's not easy to be seen.

Time to make our caskets here tonight.
'Cause we will all die unless we see headlights.
We're not clumsy
that driver is.

I can't stand to jump.
Like a cute bunny.
But I'll be real flat
when a car runs over me.

I'm only a horse,
'cept with two horns.
All a eat is crabapples and corn.
I am a bunny,
'cept larger than them.
And I jump higher than those dwarfs.

Than those dwarfs...

I'm only a deer.
With cute little hooves.
I hope when you kill me it's not rough.
And it's not easy...

It's not easy
to be
seen.