I can't stand to speak,
In front of TV cameras.
I'm not a public person,
I just strategize my best.

I'm more than a governer : I'm more than a president.
More than some pro-capital punishment guy,
It's not easy to be Bush.

Wish that I could say,
Why I am the president.
I still believe Gore won,
But Jeb fixed the ballots.

I may sound immature : but don't be hatin',
Even Presidents choke on pretzles.
I may be dispositioned : and fall off Segways,
Being President gives me the right to bomb.
It's not easy to be Bush.

Time to talk to the UN,
About why we went to war : Is it ok?
I'll eventually get support.
I'm not persuasive : or am I?

Wish I was still the Governator,
And not on TV all day.
Hey there's the President on CNN,
Wish I could go on another 'Working Vacation.'

I'm only a governer in a higher government office.
Working on my 'Axis of Evil' list.
Dealing with international issues
Daily lessons from hooked on phonics really helps me.

Really helps me.
Really helps me.
Really helps me.
Really helps me.

I'm only a governer in a higher government office,
Stuttering like its going out of fasion.
I'm only a president in a world with over 200.
Watching WWE Telivision on Mondays and Thursdays.

It's not easy......

Its not easy,
To be,
Bush.