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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Five For Fighting

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Richard Cranston II

The Lyrics

I know that my last song wasn't well received, so don't send any flames- I'm still learning this, 'K?
I don't wish to ride, I'm not that naive
There's no use to try, when no more kids believe
I'm more than a sign, of the holiday
More than just a plot device for your Christmas play
'Tis the season to believe

Wish that I could cry, but that's not part of me
"Ho, Ho, Ho"'s survive, within my memory
It may sound absurd, or much misconceived
Just a fairy tale every Christmas eve
I may sound insane, or out of my tree
Even symbols have the right to be
'Tis the season to believe

A legend to a myth, I fade away, but it's all right
I just try to be part of you and keep the faith alive
I'm not crazy, or anything

I can't bear to ride, I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to fly, with sleds under their feet
I'm only a man, in a phony red suit
Taken for a lump of coal from a storefront fruit
I'm more than a saint, or a jolly old elf
Searching for the truth inside myself
Inside myself, inside myself
Inside myself, inside myself
I'm only a man, in a phony red suit
'Tis the season
I'm more than a man, in a phony red suit
'Tis the season
'Tis the believe

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