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Song Parodies -> "Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Paralyzer"

Original Performer:

Finger Eleven

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation"

Parody Written by:

Nitwit

The Lyrics

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I hold on so nervously
To me and my seat
I wish it was cooling me
But so far has not been good

It's gone badly
And I feel awkward as I should
This waiting has got to be
The most pretentious thing

Since I thought you and me
Well, I am suffering
A mighty pain
For your pain or my pain

Well, I am constipated
And seem to be stuck with you
I wanna make you move
Because I can’t stand still
If your outcome matches
What your build up can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

I hold out for one more try
Before I sigh
I'm looking too desperately
But so far has not been fun

I should just take some meds
If one thing really means one
This thing will hopefully
Be over in three weeks

That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining
A mighty pain
For your pain or my pain

Well, I am constipated
And seem to be stuck with you
I wanna make you move
Because I can’t stand still
If your outcome matches
What your build up can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

Well, I am constipated
And seem to be stuck with you
I wanna make you move
Because I can’t stand still
If your outcome matches
What your build up can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

Well, I am constipated
And seem to be stuck with you
I wanna make you move
Because I can’t stand still
If your outcome matches
What your build up can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

No, You just won’t move through
Man, I really hate you

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Old Man Ribber - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Nit - Welcome to the asylum! This is a fine debut about constipation...no sh*t! (I'm the mad punster of the moment!) ;D
John Lomain - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
This was really good, reminds me of one I'm going to do sometime on this subject to another song

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