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Song Parodies -> "Circumciser"

Original Song Title:

"Paralyzer"

Original Performer:

Finger Eleven

Parody Song Title:

"Circumciser"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

"Finger Eleven" is never going to be the same. Try to imagine klezmer-style accompaniments and rhythmic "potato peeler" noises to go along with the song.
I hold on so nervously to me and my dick
'Cause soon they'll be peelin' me
I hope that this mohel's good, his hands aren't shaky
But I feel frightened as I should

This rite has got to be the most verklempft-ous thing
I'll do for you and me
Oh here comes the mohel now, with steel knife, oh damn
Just blame Abraham

Well I'm not circumcised but I seem to be struck by you
But I know you're a Jew and I'm a gentile dude
There's a flap of skin that I will have to lose
So I'll become a Jew and get to be with you

I wish they had knocked me out; I wanna shout
'Cause it hurts explosively
But I can't just back down now, 'cause this bris is how
I'll make you know I'm the one

My schlong will hopefully
Be healed in three weeks
Hope it won't go septically
Oh here comes the mohel now, Oh God, why'd you say
That it must be this way

Well I'm not circumcised but I seem to be struck by you
But I know you're a Jew and I'm a heathen dude
There's a flap of skin that I will need removed
So I'll become a Jew and finally be with you

Well I'm not circumcised but I seem to be struck by you
But I know you're a Jew and I'm a goyische dude
There's a flap of skin that I will need removed
So I'll become a Jew and make sweet love to you
When I become a Jew and make sweet love to you
When I become a Jew and make sweet love to you
When I become a Jew and make sweet love to you

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Meriadoc - October 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Ich liebe eine gute besnittische parodie! Best line: "Oh damn! Just blame Abraham"
Macaroni Man - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Cannot be unread @~@

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