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Song Parodies -> "Sick of Being Homely"

Original Song Title:

"Sick of Being Lonely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Field Mob

Parody Song Title:

"Sick of Being Homely"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

(Bob)
Really ugly, I used to be called that name all day
Beat up by the bullies, bullied by the mean preps.
People say I'm strange.
Uglier than a bathroom, broke cam'ras when I got my ID
Make girls throw up and the dawgs sayin' I'm so dumb,
What's really goin' on? I wanna know
Want to play softball but everyone's ashamed,
I'm prayin to not be plain.
I might get cuter drinking beer,
I thought you were long-gone for your birthday
And this happens when you're homely.
Everyday I just get mad,
When I get insulted by the chicks
Say I'm an ugly-****!
I never had buddies from high school that I went to
I had old bullies wanting me to get kicked by 'em
But I gave this up then I just went home
Any girl when you get this message, gimme a call
I'll be waitin' at home

[Chorus]
I'm so sick of being homely,
Every night while my mom says I am butt-ugly.
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, because.
Sick of being homely
Every night when people say I look worst than Mickey.
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, because.

You are such a fright, surgery won't help you much, ya see, yuck
(What's goin' on?)
You are such a fright, you'd be looking' like a big baboon, ugh
(What's goin' on?)
You are such a fright, you're worst than Yoda, and Jabba the Hutt
(What's goin' on?)
You are such a fright, You can guarantee insults real soon, ooh
(What's goin' on?)


Girlzzzz say I'ma fright and different
Man, they say I smell fishy (I feel so used)
Cuz I don't even get it.
My dad used to hit me everyday after school,
And when I said, "STOP", he said beating makes ugly cool.
What's goin' on? Yeah I knew he's wrong
For goin' and leaving home in nineteen-ninety-nine, uh
Hopin' ya ugly, too, like Ja Rule
But I guess I'm not right,
Still ugly, dang

I'm so sick of being homely,
Every night while my mom says I am butt-ugly.
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, because.
Sick of being homely
Every night when people say I look worst than Yenti.
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, because.


(Chris)
I'm so sick of bein' hom-
AHH, don't finish yo statement
Just get stoned, call me, I'll get yo supplement
Let me make up names, yo, you can let that pain go
Let us show them how it feels to go down to the toilet,
Cuz it will get better, freakier feller
Hang with me to creep wit', when ya guys are bullied
Bobby, you look like crud, and no gooder than the late Delano,
Tenderized but funny, the dear-departed Sonny can't compete with me
Cuz I be ugly, butt-ugly, and homely.
Get some motion in ya ocean so they won't know you're ugly.
Hit it huffin' and puffin', breath stankin' and yawnin'
Something so ugly as you at home alone
That's so believeable, like a cow marries a baboon, ugh.
Now, I wanna tell you let's go and club,
Manson wasn't beautiful, killin' a few people isn't crude

I'm so sick of being homely,
Every night while my mom says I am butt-ugly.
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, because.
Sick of being homely
Every night when people say I look worst than Lucy.
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, because.
I'm so sick of being homely,
Every night while my mom says I am butt-ugly.
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, because.
Sick of being homely
Every night when people say I look worst than Barney,
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, because.

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