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Song Parodies -> "Drunken Binge"

Original Song Title:

"London Bridge"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Drunken Binge"

The Lyrics

Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)

Walk unsteady like this.

Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)

Yo!
Tipsy.
Turps it.
Drunk here!
Blotto!
Bundaberg in cups, lady!

When she comes to the pub for a night
B&Bs? She's got plenty to imbibe
See her pee while she is performing live
She slur her words when she chug them Long Islands

Going thirteen rounds, crimson nosed
Sazerac shots, B-54's
She's downing eighty bourbon cans into her throat
Cuz you know she will drink the stuff til she explodes!

Alcohol imbibed, keeps getting downed
A crunk and drunken binge
"Another twelve pints!"
Drunken drunken drunken
"A bath of Hahn Light!"
Chunky junkie chunder
Carpets the ground white

Alcohol imbibed, pours down her mouth
A pie-eyed Black Eyed Pea
Drinking her ass blind
Drunken drunken drunken
She's skulling red wine
Clunk! Now slumped unconscious
Until she flat lines

The drinks start pouring
Fergie's speech start slurring
"Quick, somebody hide the microphone!"
"Word."

Some free booze? Watch as Fergie now spews
Where's The Love? It's splattering over your shoes
(Oh, I feel ill!)
You know every night she'll take a Vodka Cruise
Like a Nazi, all those shots of Jesus Jews

She will drink grappa by the case (Sloshed chick!)
Any goon around will vanish without trace (Sloshed chick!)
Her lips caked in Bloody Mary's grace (Sloshed chick!)
It's on tap?
*tschhhhhhh*
It's down her face.

"Woooo!"

Alcohol imbibed, keeps getting downed
A crunk and drunken binge
"Another twelve pints!"
Drunken drunken drunken
"A bath of Hahn Light!"
Chunky junkie chunder
Carpets the ground white

Alcohol imbibed, pours down her mouth
A pie-eyed Black Eyed Pea
Drinking her ass blind
Drunken drunken drunken
She's skulling red wine
Clunk! Now slumped unconscious
Until she flat lines

Glug glug glug glug glug
Spew spew spew spew
She alcoholic kind, so pour that rum up high
Fergie has the blood type
Of vodka and lime

Glug glug glug glug glug
Spew spew spew spew
She alcoholic kind, so pour that rum up high
Fergie love her drunk times
And life support nights

When she comes to the pub for a night
B&Bs? She's got plenty to imbibe
See her pee while she is performing live
She slur her words when she chug them Long Islands

Going thirteen rounds, crimson nosed
Sazerac shots, B-54's
She's downing eighty bourbon cans into her throat
Cuz you know she will drink the stuff til she explodes!

Alcohol imbibed, keeps getting downed
A crunk and drunken binge
"Another twelve pints!"
Drunken drunken drunken
"A bath of Hahn Light!"
Chunky junkie chunder
Carpets the ground white

Alcohol imbibed, pours down her mouth
A pie-eyed Black Eyed Pea
Drinking her ass blind
Drunken drunken drunken
She's skulling red wine
Clunk! Now slumped unconscious
Until she flat lines

Soiled her britches!

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Did you know that Fergie was the voice of Sally Brown on Peanuts gang show "The Charlie Brown & Snoopy Show"?
Anita Bangle - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I love how you used the original artist for the main person in your parody... very well done

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