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Song Parodies -> "One, Two Three Whores"

Original Song Title:

"One, Two, Three, Four"

Original Performer:

Feist

Parody Song Title:

"One, Two Three Whores"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

One, Two, Three Whores
Don't tell me you had more
Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A little over par, ingrate

How can someone like you really screw up
The only stress you have is to put a ball into a cup

Oh, Oh, Oh,
Your wife has had enough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
You've been putting in the rough

One by one your endorsements set you free
When they found out why you really hit that tree
You went to rehab to heal yourself faster
Or was it just for you to get into The Masters

Oh, Oh, Oh,
Your wife has had enough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
You've been putting in the rough

One, Two, Three Whores
Don't tell me you had more
Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A little over par, ingrate

Oh, Oh, Oh,
Your wife has had enough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
You've been putting in the rough

Oh, Oh, Oh,
I hope you finally learn
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Cause your wife has a 9 iron

Fade Out

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Phil Nelson - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
tired topic but ok

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