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Song Parodies -> "One, Two Three Whores"
Original Song Title:
"One, Two, Three, Four"
Original Performer:
Feist
Parody Song Title:
"One, Two Three Whores"
Parody Written by:
Dan Creeden
The Lyrics
One, Two, Three Whores
Don't tell me you had more
Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A little over par, ingrate
How can someone like you really screw up
The only stress you have is to put a ball into a cup
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Your wife has had enough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
You've been putting in the rough
One by one your endorsements set you free
When they found out why you really hit that tree
You went to rehab to heal yourself faster
Or was it just for you to get into The Masters
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Your wife has had enough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
You've been putting in the rough
One, Two, Three Whores
Don't tell me you had more
Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A little over par, ingrate
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Your wife has had enough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
You've been putting in the rough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
I hope you finally learn
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Cause your wife has a 9 iron
Fade Out
Don't tell me you had more
Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A little over par, ingrate
How can someone like you really screw up
The only stress you have is to put a ball into a cup
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Your wife has had enough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
You've been putting in the rough
One by one your endorsements set you free
When they found out why you really hit that tree
You went to rehab to heal yourself faster
Or was it just for you to get into The Masters
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Your wife has had enough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
You've been putting in the rough
One, Two, Three Whores
Don't tell me you had more
Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A little over par, ingrate
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Your wife has had enough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
You've been putting in the rough
Oh, Oh, Oh,
I hope you finally learn
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Cause your wife has a 9 iron
Fade Out
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tired topic but ok
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