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Song Parodies -> "1, 2, 3, 4 (counting is stupid)"

Original Song Title:

"1, 2, 3, 4"

Original Performer:

Feist

Parody Song Title:

"1, 2, 3, 4 (counting is stupid)"

Parody Written by:

Christy McDaniel

The Lyrics

This song is about how stupid "1, 2, 3, 4" is as well as counting in preschool shows to most grown adults.
one, two, three four
Can't take this song no more
five, six, seven, eight
Counting songs are not that great

NO more counting, I will try to ignore
I'm not in preschool
Don't like that Purple dinosaur!
oh, oh, oh,
I'm going to scream
oh, oh, oh,
you know what I mean
Stupid, dumb, bad, quick
Now you are making me sick!
Dora explores
and now she's gonna count
Counting in english
rather than Spanish
This is so stupid
I'm gonna catch a fish
oh, oh, oh,
this song is real bad
oh, oh, oh,
YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD!
one, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten.
Dora better not count in English again
one, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten.
I'd rather be a stupid chicken
oh, oh, oh,
I'm going to scream
oh, oh, oh,
you know what I mean
oh, oh, oh,
This song is real bad
oh, oh, oh,
YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD!! GRRRRRR!

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