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Song Parodies -> "Make It Hail"

Original Song Title:

"Make It Rain"

Original Performer:

Fat Joe

Parody Song Title:

"Make It Hail"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

By Mr. Washable
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You hurt my head man
you bums need learn you can’t make it rain
when all you have is change
you can only make it hail on a bitch

Yeah im a poor ass bitch Got a handful of quarters better go grab a helmet
I make it hail,(I make it hail)
Im a poor ass bitch Got a handful of quarters better go grab a helmet
I make it hail, (I make it hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s


Cr Cr Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack
I wanna crack sandwhich, my necks startin to itch, gonna go lay it a ditch
Im a boxer, a boxer, but I don’t do no fightin
It’s cause I’m a bum, and my house is from food lion
Yea Crack is addictive, I do it a lot, I just can never stop, I pay for it with blow jobs
I see u in NY, I’ll give you some headlice, my mouth smells like my ass that’s the way that we live life

[Chorus]
Yeah im a poor ass bitch Got a handful of quarters better go grab a helmet
I make it hail,(I make it hail)
Im a poor ass bitch Got a handful of quarters better go grab a helmet
I make it hail, (I make it hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s

OWWWW Ass Ass Ass I fuckin’ smell like Ass Crap Fuckin’ smell like ass crap
Ass Ass Ass Ass I fuckin’ smell like Ass Crap Fuckin’ smell like ass crap

Now why’s everybody so mad at da bums for
Just because my clothes is dirty, and I swear it’s a coldsore
On yo bulidin’ I piss pissin’ and (pissin and) the po-po came through and had to take me with them
Lil kids try 2 hit me with them baseball bats, and then I ran after them and killed them with my breath
Try and mess with me, I ain’t scared of death, you woulden’t be either if you smelled like this
So watch yo lips, when you talk that shit, a man’ll lose his life tryna steal rocks
And to be talkin’ shit about my town, then your probably lookin’ at the alleys
And the hail keep fallin' every time I throw dem pennies

[Chorus]

Yeah im a poor ass bitch Got a handful of quarters better go grab a helmet
I make it hail,(I make it hail)
Im a poor ass bitch Got a handful of quarters better go grab a helmet
I make it hail, (I make it hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s

Owwwww life’s becomin’ a struggle, I’m tryna holla at dez dolls
But dey ain’t want me, cause I only produce ice storms
I’ll make it hail on em They’ll head’ll start bleedin
Those coins is heavy, so watch for the chage flyin
Gotta get to the shelter, gotta get some fuckin’ drugs
Gotta get to the lab, test dat crack, and sell it to dem thugs
And U Kno what it is, yo its that powdered shit
And I ain’t got no friends, so I sell for 30 cents
[Chorus]

Yeah im a poor ass bitch Got a handful of quarters better go grab a helmet
I make it hail,(I make it hail)
Im a poor ass bitch Got a handful of quarters better go grab a helmet
I make it hail, (I make it hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s I make it hail,(I make It hail)
I make it hail on hobo’s


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Shoodi - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
You f***ing suck at life dont ever try and make another paradoy to a song go kill yourself!

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