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Song Parodies -> "Put A Shirt On"

Original Song Title:

"Take A Look At My Life"

Original Performer:

Fat Joe

Parody Song Title:

"Put A Shirt On"

Parody Written by:

Phil "Taiki Ishumaru"

The Lyrics

it only has the intro speech, but not the speech in the beats. it bashes gay people and bashes fat women who wear revealing clothes. and it also bashes winx club.
woo...friendly day at my school
girls talkin' (Hi phil)
preppy guys talkin....heh, nerds talkin'.
thats my school....oh hell no!


I'm a rapper, i'm a loser, number zero
yeah i'm canadian and i'll bash some girls yo
stomp, yeah, i guess that works
for that fairy o'er there i got some words
listen here you fairy, your show degradin'
guess what, i'm not the only wigger thats hatin'
fairies are all messed up dressin' like crack whores
wanna put their pencil necks in ropes tie em to surfboards
screwin' with me's like drinkin' your pee
what, you hear that one line now you don't like me
look, you're damn cool, if you're in school
Cause if you don't drink from a fountain of knowledge you're a fool
we took this vow back in 04 where we'd hate those girls
meanwhile their trends dig into girls in our world
from lake heron from vancouver then on
to japan and it just keeps goin' on
You think my lyrics are all just bluffin'
i ride up to ya home, use my cellphone for somethin'
prank call ya'll, then drive home
to think of another plan to revive the dress code

Take a look at my life, you dumb khan
i'm a gangsta from the west side, get cheered on
but i see a lotta fatties got their strapless on
so for the sake of the school put your shirt on!
(2x)

First it was thick straps, then it was thin ones
now we got no straps and girls exposin' tanned buns
to hell with the cartoonist who exposed bloom's midriff
put stella in a short skirt and told us it was the right shit
i wanna shoot the guy, he can't understand me
he's an italian guy other side of the arctic sea
but i bet he stares at girls and imagines that
he's in their clothes playin' with their titty-tat
Screw a lotta you fairies, been soilin' since the first day
tellin' everyone "we're proud to be so gay."
but now you follow your passion for fashion
and now we're at the great american bash in
your catwalk with a hardcore match up
where you get to watch your designer get smashed up
Dang, you aren't really winnin the fight
cause what you get chicks wearin' ain't right
not at my age, chiggers, i don't slap chiggers
i take their girlfriends and my rep grows bigger
so when they tell you expose your skin, chase
them down the street and spray mace
in their eyes
(chorus)

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