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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Ooze"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Booze"

Original Performer:

Family Guy

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Ooze"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For one of my last Zombie parodies, I thought at least one should be light-hearted, funny... so I chose "Family Guy's" song "Mr. Booze". Enjoy. I eliminated all the character voices to make it one unified song...
Mr Double O Z E

That sure spells DOOM!

You will end up being mass-consumed, if you mess with Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Mr. Double O-Z-E

If they were so stiff you thought they died

Resurrected you’ll be terrified!

Terrified!

Oh No!

Terrified!

Terrified!

I was terrified, I was terrified!

Well then defend yourself my son, defend yourself!

One time I was on nightly look out and I fell asleep guarding camp and I took a snooze in bed. I slept for about three and a half hours. I was sure we’d all see the next day, but by the next day the Zombies had invaded and several people were torn to pieces!

Who's to blame?

Who's to blame?

What's its name?

We know its name, its name is

Mr. Ooze

Mr. Ooze

Mr. Double O-Z-E, don't ever snooze!

Any time you let it in, you'll lose, so don't mess with Mr. Ooze!

If that mob looks like it's two miles wide

Two miles wide!

You'll feel nauseated and terrified!

Terrified!

Oh No!

Terrified!

I was terrified, I was terrified!

Come forward dear survivor who was terrified

I used to be a local shop guy. Then I switched to survival. Now I don't leave my rifle and I've seen every living horror. You name a Zombie, I've shot it

Jaw-drop Dave

Shot it

The walking infection

Shot it

Rotting teeth

Shot it

Blood dripping guy!

Definitely shot it

What an aim!

What an aim!

They’re all the same

even dead dames?

Its name is

What's its name?

Its name is

Mr. Ooze

Mr. Ooze

Mr. Double O-Z-E, you must always shoot

You'll make the obituary news (resurrection too)

If you mess with Mr. Ooze

If they were so stiff you thought they died

Resurrected you’ll be terrified!

Terrified!

Terrified!

This man was terrified

Very well survivor

Let us lead him on the path of justice

This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences. But after years of surviving he can only speak in short, choppy utterances.

Why, at one time, if you asked him what his favorite weapons were he'd say Walther P-99QA, Benelli Tactical Nova, and HK UMP .45. But thanks to those old rotting corpses it's all changed

What's your favorite weapon, Pauli?

Ruger!

He doesn't even like Ruger!

Now survival makes a small man tall

And can lead to fighting all the time

Yeah!

Killing Zombies can be fun

Simple head-shots with a 9 (mm)

Yeah!

But sometimes the undead get in

No matter how hard you train

Yell!

They’ll eviscerate, rip-off your face

And there's only one thing to blame

Mr. Double O-Z-E

Mr. Ooze

Mr. Ooze

Mr. Double O-Z-E, you must always shoot

You will end up being mass-consumed

If you mess with Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Mr. Ooze

Oh Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Mr. Ooze

Oh Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Double O-Z-E

'Cause that spells DOOM!

And your gonna lose with Mr. Ooze

Oh No!

Don't mess around with Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Mr. Ooze

Off with the dead now

Don't mess with Mr. Ooze

Oh Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Mr. Ooze

Don't mess with Mr. ...

Don't mess with Mr. ...

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no!

Don't mess with na-na

Oh Mr. Ooze

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no!


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Porfle Popnecker - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
An undead delight.
Rob Arndt - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle, I think some of your silliness rubbed off on me for this one!!!

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