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Song Parodies -> "Paul Phoenix"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy (or Michael Jackson)

Parody Song Title:

"Paul Phoenix"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

They told me this guy wasn't Jacky or Ken
Or Terry Bogard and Detlef Schrempf
They also know his name of that guy from Tekken
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix
He was the man skilled and trained in judo
He never dated a woman named Juno
One time that he owned a low-budget dojo
Paul Phoenix... and he hates grizzly bears

Paul Phoenix (Phoenix), Phoenix (Phoenix)
A judo expert who's the meanest
Showing how deadly he is, that's right
Proving himself worthy on the fight
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix (Phoenix)
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix (Phoenix)

A motorcycle-riding judo maniac
With tall blond hair had a total knack
Of grabbing and throwing in most of his attacks
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix
Mixed martial artists that challenge him
Are absolutely full of vigor and vim
You guys don't dare to call him a wimp
Paul Phoenix... he can pummel you to death

Paul Phoenix (Phoenix), Phoenix (Phoenix)
A judo expert who's the meanest
Showing how deadly he is, that's right
Proving himself worthy on the fight
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix (Phoenix)
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix (Phoenix)
Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix
Paul Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix

Paul Phoenix, Phoenix
A judo expert who's the meanest
Showing how deadly he is, that's right
Proving himself worthy on the fight
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix (Phoenix)
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix (Phoenix)

Paul Phoenix (Phoenix), Phoenix (Phoenix)
A judo expert who's the meanest
Showing how deadly he is, that's right
Proving himself worthy on the fight
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix (Phoenix)
Paul Phoenix... Paul Phoenix (Phoenix)
[repeat chorus until fade]

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DJ Blaze - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Cool tribute to Paul Phoenix... now, Phoenix Smasher depletes 555% of my health bar!
Cody Slusher - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
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