I am a star actor
Getting press for all of my crazy words
And I don't really care, because my side wins
As long as I get attention
That's just the business I'm in

I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
And I am clean, here's my drug test

I'm a leading man
And the life I live with my two goddesses, my two goddesses
I'm a leading man
And the life I live with my two goddesses, my two goddesses

I really am on a drug
(that drug is Charlie Sheen)
And I am composed of tiger blood)
(my heart and brain like no other)
At night I'm partying while you sleep
Crashing but not burning
More like duh-duh-duh-winning

I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
Bandwagon's free, please don't boo my stand-up

I'm a leading man
And the life I live with my two goddesses, my two goddesses
I'm a leading man
And the life I live with my two goddesses, my two goddesses

All the ones who also have tiger blood
And all tired of pretending they're not special
Sing until your lungs give out

I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
(now you)
I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
(wear out the groove)
I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
(sing out loud)
I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase
(oh, oh)
I'm Charlie Sheen, not your average nutcase

I'm a leading man
And the life I live with my two goddesses, my two goddesses
Im a leading man
And the life I live with my two goddesses, my two goddesses