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Song Parodies -> "Cant Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Cant Dance"

Parody Written by:

Just Flipp (2)

The Lyrics

She says i'm no good cant dance her toes hurt
Tried a little two
Step fell and busted my ass
No hope when i move, look like an addict
This guys like "he can't get much worse
But no one should ever dance like..."

Had to seizures and a leg break
And watchin' you is givin' me a headache
And dance lessons are what you should take
You'll need them just to get by

Can't, Dance
I fall on my face when i try
Cant, Dance
And these are the moves I thought I knew
Dance, when I try I look like
A fool and everyone mocks me

I'd always snap dance before i passed out
I'd drink cant lean cant rock
Last resort
But maybe I cant harlem shake and...

I had two seizures and a leg break
Maybe not but if they ask thats what ill say
Till dance lessons i get a chance to take
That excuse will get me by

I'll only show them a little pop n lock
I was saving for the final dance, darn

Cant, Dance
I fall on my face when i try
Cant, Dance
And these are the moves I thought I knew
Dance, when I try I look like
A fool and everyone mocks me

Why would god curse me with these two left feet
I was screwed before I learned to walk
I only try simulating the way I move playing dance dance revolution

Cant, Dance
I fall on my face when i try
Cant, Dance
And these are the moves I thought I knew
Dance, when i try i look like
Dance, when i try i look like
Dance, when i try i look like
A fool and everyone mocks me

Cant, Dance
Cant, Dance
Cant, Dance
Cant, Dance

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Phil N - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I can't dance, I can't talk, only thing about me is the way I like this song

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