-> "This Ain't Country, It's Porno Music"
Original Song Title:
"This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"
Parody Song Title:
"This Ain't Country, It's Porno Music"
The Lyrics
I've used to enjoy this
Genre when I was a teenage broncin' buck
Now I started hating it, I went disgusted
Too many bad country hits out there, I rather just insult that
This ain't country, it was porno music [repeat 3 times]
I don't want to hear this hillbilly crap
[Chorus, repeat this line twice]
I'm no country fan, I got sick of it, something's gone too far, something's gone too far
Toby Keith sounds too sweet to me (I won't be a redneck)
I'm not in the mood for Taylor Swift (teardrops not on my guitar
At night, I would spray paint your walls with my hate
Against country music crap made me th-th-th-think it's porno
This ain't country, it was porno music [repeat 3 times]
Making my stepdaughter barf too much often
[Repeat chorus]
All the people that are sick of country music, sing until you're about to get fatigued
This ain't country, it was porno music [repeat 6 times]
[Repeat chorus]
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